Oh Happy Day!!!

Hi nice peoples!  Today is the first day of the rest of my life.  I was in Kern County Animal shelter.  It's an awful place.  Paula's rescue pulled me for Lori's rescue.  American humans are so amazing.  I mean some of them are obsessed with dumb stuff like their cell phones, but the others.... they help dogs like me live.  I am grateful.  I will try and demonstrate my gratitude by not peeing on the carpet.  It will be an effort, but I will try.  If I can remember.

I'm staying at Miss Lola's house.  She's real nice. She sang to me the whole ride home.  And she took me to target to buy a collar and leash.   I'm not going to lead her around on a leash!  It just makes no sense at all.  People are funny.

Now she's taking me to meet a clan of chiwa friends of hers.  Apparently they're fat little chiwas.  Fat is good.  It's a sign of happiness.  No one at a shelter is ever fat.  We melt away to nothing then they stick a big needle in us and we disappear.  Kinda scary. 

I don't have a name yet.  We're taking suggestions.  She named her last boy dog Ruffles, so please don't offer the girlie stuff.  She will bite at it.  and I'm already at a disadvantage because I'm so small.

Okay, bye.  Thanks.

Your friend,
soon-to-be-named.  <3