DON'T YELL AT ME I'M THINKIN'!!

Hiya Fwends ! WEMINDER ! ADORE A SENIOR TUES. ! Did you Adore a Senior Today?  We Fink you Should! Da peoples says I'm cute.  Fank you for da kindness.  I wuv da nice words.   I is 5 pounds big, 14 years old.  I gots mostly no teef!  I's one very happy boy.  My mommy luv me.  My mommy saved me.  I be dirty, poo-coated, wiff da parasite bugs, 'n the teeth be so black 'n stinky!  Nobody wiked me no more.  Da peoples who luved me day threw me away.  No more was I part of da family.  I crys da big tears.  Is scary out there.   Me learns to be tough.

Here is me wiff mommy kissing me.  Is happy time to get kisses by my mommy.  I forgets da bad worldz when she kisses me.  Is like being young again.  I close my eyez and me is little puppy again.

 I' AMZ DA KING OF DA WORLD ....Holy Fluff Balls I iz High Up!  Is nice to be da tallest eyez in da room.  Like I is the big one, not da little one. 

I go now.  Fank U's for reading.  I Wuff Da Rescue Peoples!  Dey saved my Life!


~Mr. Waffles

More Than One Boy Can Comprehend...

That was me, ID#A1225658.  Ricky for short.  Creepin' Jesus!  I'm just a rag-tag little scruff, but what is wrong with the world?  I'm a frickin' dog, here to give love to anybody who talks nice to me, maybe sniff a few butts along the way.  What'd I do wrong?   My cellmate said compassion is dead.  That people are so busy rushing around and looking into their cell phones that they didn't have time to care.  Waaaaaaa???  How can you not have time to care?  Isn't that the whole purpose of BREATHING?  What's happened to the world???


That's me now.  Yeah, kinda dumbfounded here.   I'm the philosophical sort -- happens when you're born with big eyes, more space for stuff to get in, so confusions land hard.  And boy, plenty of confusions here!  I touched the dark side, a smell y'all don't wanna know.  For 39 days I was "neutered male, cream Shih Tzu, 12 pounds, 10 years old" -- 10-years-old!!  That's like dumping your frickin' grandmother!  Why???  Wasn't I part of the family too?  


New things bring new life.  Ya gotta forget past pains and move on.  Oh, if I could tell you the quixotic feeling the smell green grass brings.  That's me with Gail.  Gail is proof that some hearts will always be heart-shaped even if all of them aren't.  She's from this far away land called San Francisco.  She saw my picture on Facebook and set out to save me.  Everything was hurting -- my eyes, my ears, my teeth, my skin.  She got me medicines, gave me a bath, combed my hair nice, kissed me on the head.  And, blessed angel, she showed me green grass.  Gail says I'm 'very adoptable'.  Don't have a clue what that means, but boy, if it involves green grass, I'm in.
Signed,
Ricky, the not-a-bit-a-French-in-me philosophe.  :))

My Name is Cosmo Kramer, ha-ha!

I'm just a little boy, 8 lbs big!  And 90-years-wise.  They found me lying on the side of the road.  I think I spent my whole life there.  When they found me I was almost dead.  I couldn't even hold myself up.  Foam filled my mouth, my fur was all clumped.  And this dizzy blur... I was just fur on the pavement marking a spot.  Cars would pass, first quiet, then screaming, then quiet again.  I liked it.  The rhythm reminded me to breathe. 

This is me and my buds, Miss Kitty and Mr. Wiggles.   We live at Colleen's house and we were instant friends, the three of us.  Colleen is a human angel.  She saved me.  I was so afraid.  People are big, and they yell.  And they will kick you in the ear if you get too close.  Yeah, I learned early on about two-legged beasts... until I met Colleen.  Oh, she was kind, with the prettiest voice, just the best-est.  Calling me good boy, rubbing my belly.  Carrying me to my bed when I was too afraid to go on my own.  And she made me look so pretty!  Except that I'm clumbsy, I'd call me elegant.   What a ways from being curb-side trash!!

Colleen said I'm ready for my fur-ever home.  Kitty 'n Wiggles, they told me all about what its like.  I'll have my very own family!  I just know there's someone special out there that needs me by their side.  I hope I get to play with children.  Boy would that be fun.  Or a sweet lonely person to pal around with, because boy do I know lonely!  I'm sure glad Colleen found me and washed away my fear.  How awful it would'a been to go to rainbow bridge afraid of something so completely lovely as a person's love.

Wish me luck!

Your friend,
Cosmo